Ищу тут цитаты для школы и набрёл на гениальные фразы Дугласа Адамса. Некоторые из которых выкладываю сюда:







In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

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It is not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.