"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why
he never understands anything."
The House at Pooh Corner
"Write down your worries. And then depress your companions by reading them out loud."
Eeyore
"You can give a donkey a happy ending
but the miserable beginning remains forever."
Eeyore